"Definition of a Democrat: Never let a good tragedy go to waste when it comes to the CORRUPT and SUBVERSIVE agenda of our SOCIALIST party."I though I would add a few:
Definition of a Republican: Never let a good tragedy (we probably orchestrated) go to waste as long as there is profit to be had and benefit to the corrupt and cruel agenda of our FASCIST party.
Definition of a Liberal: Everyone has a right to Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happiness - right up until it infringes on someone else's rights to the same.
Definition of a Conservative: I have the right to do anything I want to do no matter who else gets hurt, screw everyone else. It is my right to oppress anyone I am able to and the right of my corporate masters to oppress me any way they so desire!